Christmas 2005, Thank God it's over!

Most predictable uncomfortable moment:
When People pretend that they speak fluent Spanish in the Mexican resturant and are busted by the waiter INSTANLY.
Do they think WE will be fooled....we have known them since thier very 'white bread' youth. Yeash!
Best fake thank you for a gift:
"If I needed this, I would have enjoyed getting it"
Thing I WILL NEVER EAT:
Mother-in-law's neighbor makes candy for Bobby and his wife. The woman is at least 100 and lives with a multitude of small animals.
Moment I always cry:
When I sing Christmas carols with 1000 other people and remember what Christmas is about.
Biggest lie I told:
I would like to have you move here.